I am in hiding. Why you ask? Because of this:
THIS IS WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY BACKYARD! CATS ARE EVERYWHERE! I CAN’T ESCAPE!
Human says there are only three cats.
I see way more than three.
It is absolutely terrifying.
Can’t you see the fear and horror in my eyes? Human must be blind. Actually, I am positive she is blind. Stevie Wonder is probably ashamed to be SEEN around her. Haha. I’m FUNNY.
Human’s hands look like they have been throw the meat grinder. Maybe she should feed me earlier and this sort of thing wouldn’t HAPPEN.