I yelled at Human to get up this morning. She grumbled and rolled over, pulling the covers over her head. I jumped up next to her, purring loudly. No response.
Still no response.
Then the black box starts squawking at her! She leaps up, grabs the thing, and does voodoo magic to turn it off.
She looks back, and sees me in her place. Fast asleep.
Being the smart Human that she is, she decided not to go back to bed and headed downstairs.