I am not a fan of change.
A long time ago, Grandma bought a rug for the kitchen. It is quite colorful, and very large. I felt that if I were to step on it, I would be swallowed and forever disappear from earth! Human would replace me, my food bowls, and I would never be able to play with my beloved dental floss AGAIN.
Well. This makes that rug pale by comparison.
Do you see what I see? Are these even considered stairs? I see snakes! Snakes, hoses, barbed wire! SO MANY OBSTACLES! TREACHEROUS! I am sure that if one were to use these steps they would SURELY perish! I don’t see how anyone could survive.
Maybe Grandma is crazy, but I know she would never allow such an atrocity to be placed in my living quarters.
Besides, there is no carpeting. Where would I barf? I need a spot to barf. Its absolutely imperative I have a designated barf zone. Human doesn’t understand.
Babies are being baked?! I want one.
Human said they are fake babies….something to do with Mardi Gras. What IS that anyway? Sounds weird…especially if they put fake babies in cakes.
I wonder if anyone has ever eaten one…