Okay okay okay I am kidding. I haven’t had much to say. In fact, I have been moping. Because Human is LEAVING ME. ALONE. IN A DARK PLACE. FULL OF DAMPNESS AND DESPAIR! Reminds me of Britney Spears…
…but I guess you don’t need that mental image.
Okay so what has the good old interwebz been up toooo?
So this guy Charlie Sheen has been making a total fool of himself. Its too bad he is such an attention hog, I would usually come up with something witty or demeaning to say about him, but something tells me he would WANT that. So I won’t. I’ll just say he looks like someone who would eat babies. Just look at that face. He is clearly thinking: “Mmmmm….tarter sauce….with….side salad…mmmmmmm….”
Creepy guys have creepy thoughts. Its not my fault.
Okay, I need to move away from this subject… now…lets see wha–
So I noticed that a oil rig near Louisiana burst into flames, causing all sor—
Please? Please Charlie? If I ask nicely will you go away? I didn’t mean to be so rude…I promise..just…leave us alone…please?
Oh who am I kidding.