I haven’t posted because [sniff] one of YOU readers thinks I am a fraud. That HUMAN writes these posts for me. My paws are perfectly capable of executing the keyboard! Maybe you, oh skeptical reader, doesn’t want to believe that I, a cat [gasp] could have such enormous talents. Why, that would be ludicrous! No. Not so. I am gifted, true. No one can argue that I, Frizzle, am indeed a genius. Smarter than any old feline out there [including YOU Eclipse! You gross nasty thing!]
So. After much pouting and deliberating I have decided to not write anymore. It’s too HARRRRD. BECAUSE I’M A CAAAAAAAAT. WAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Here’s another funny photo: