Human saw the evil demon cat that attacked me and stole my dignity. What did she say? Oh, she said “WHAT A CUTE KITTY!” She’s incorrigible. I was very disappointed. Right now her iPhone is being stupid but if she could, she’d post a photo of the kitty. In the mean time, here is what the cat sort of looks like:
Here is what I see when I look at that evil satan spawn:
SHE’LL EAT YOU!
Or just your butt.