EETS SO COLD!

Good thing we don’t have snow. EVER. Human said I would not know how to act if we had a blizzard. But since we are on the Coast it’s rare to have more than a handful of flurries.

Human saw the evil demon cat that attacked me and stole my dignity. What did she say? Oh, she said “WHAT A CUTE KITTY!” She’s incorrigible. I was very¬†disappointed. Right now her iPhone is being stupid but if she could, she’d post a photo of the kitty. In the mean time, here is what the cat sort of looks like:

Human’s Version:

She also said the kitty was at most six pounds. And very social. And sweet. AH HEM! NO! Did you forget what my friggin BUTT looked like Human??? Good Lord!

Here is what I see when I look at that evil satan spawn:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

RUN AWAY!

RUN!

SHE’LL EAT YOU!

…..

Or just your butt.

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