Human tried to play with me earlier. But I…I Frizzle…was…a….HUNTER. I pounced! I leaped! Human pointed out I didn’t catch ONE thing, not even a lizard. I resent her comments. That would be like me saying she missed a few dress sizes, and she should be a real woman and try to lose weight. How do you feel now, Human? Do you feel high and mighty? I hope I put you back in your place you PIGGY PIGFACE!
Oh crap. She’s the one who feeds me. Shoot. Well, maybe she will forget what I said.
I stayed outside the rest of the night.
Hmph. I am a hunter.