Outside. My. Window. Must. Eat. SQUIRREL!
I WANT FLUFFY CHEWY YUMMY SQUIRREL. In ma belly. Nomnomnomnom. Human said I shouldn’t eat squirrels cause the puke would take a long time to clean up.
So guess what I did this morning? I woke up Human again. This time, I did it for laughs. Not that any other time is different…but there IS usually a reason [FOOD] behind it.
Me: WAKE UP AND COME DOWNSTAIRS!
Human: F()@#&$!cat fdfdfsDGFSLEEPING!
Me: I EAT YOUR FACE!
She walks downstairs and finds…food. In my bowl. Furious she waves her arms at me and yells “YOU HAVE FOOD, CAT! EAT IT!” Unsatisfied with her response, I stared at her. Finally, she moved the food around and presumably put more in. I was pleased, and all was well in the world of Frizzle.