Cheater.

Human did the unthinkable. She slept with the enemy. And we all know who that is:

Simba. The evil conniving one eyed LOSER. Thats right, Simba. You’re a loser. I don’t associate with low class felines. No thank you. I prefer to remain in the Boyfriend’s graces. He is my only love, you know. Especially after HUMAN cheated ON ME! ME. Of all felines. I am only the most beautiful cat ever in existence. No one can dispute that. Human’s friend Claire is Simba’s mom. Coincidentally SIMBA was HOME. Did Human banish him from her side? No. In fact, she petted him! I feel a little sick just thinking about it.

Lets change subjects, shall we?

There.

I feel better.

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