I have been waking Human up every day at 6:30. And then, right when she’s about to fall back asleep, I meow super loud. It startles her, LOL! I really should tape her reaction. Her body levitates off the bed, I swear. She is baffled by my behavior. Its really not that complicated. She wakes up, then feeds me. If I wake her up early, she feeds me quicker! Ta-freaking-DA! I am so smart. Human…well, she’s “special”. I have to remind her every friggin day to feed me! Honestly. Its pathetic. I can only imagine what she’ll be like when she has her first litter. Okay okay okay maybe I don’t have to remind her ALL the time, but I hate waiting! I might starve to death.
Human finds me like this all the time: