Mats!

I have them under my armpits. Does that make me French? Human says just because they don’t shave doesn’t mean they get mats. But I think she’s wrong. They must be furrier than the Kardashian sisters! Combined.

Oh, and you won’t believe what Human did. She switched my regular Iams with “All natural” Iams. I don’t get it. It tastes different, and looks like BARF. Giant barf triangles in a BOWL. OF BARF. BARF TRIANGLES.

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  1. Grandma

    You must remember, Frizzle, that Human is part-French, so naturally she would defend her hairy French sisters.

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