Human put smelly stuff on my neck and said it was to keep fleas and ticks away. I don’t care. It stinks, its cold, and I want it gone! Since I can’t reach it I keep getting whiffs of the stuff. Its revolting. I ran away from Human in hopes of escaping it! How stupid of me. What? Cats can admit to stupidity. We can! It just takes awhile. 🙂
Every time Human got close enough to touch me I’d hiss and swat at her. She has a scratched up foot. My handiwork! Its an art form really. If you squint your eyes just so you can make out a tree swaying in the wind. I am a genius.