Human keeps hacking and coughing. It wakes me up! I am starting to think she is doing it on purpose. Does she want me to scratch her? Stupid lady.
Neffews and other people came over today. I hid. When Human came upstairs after everyone left I mysteriously appeared on her bed. I think Criss Angel would be proud of me. The only difference is I am much more appealing to watch and less nauseating. Who can resist me, Miss Frizzle? No one!