I don’t want to be turned into a robot. However, Human says I need to be microchipped. Surely she prefers me to have emotions! Maybe I should be nicer. If I pretend to be amicable and willing, maybe she will change her mind. I don’t want to be a robot.
Microchips belong in robots. Right?
I don’t know what I did, Human, but I am sorry. So sorry.
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