Monthly Archives: April 2011

Everyone was acting incredibly strange this weekend. Yesterday, I was upstairs, trying to hide from the sudden explosion of people. I peered out the window, and I saw them dropping eggs around my yard. What the hell??? Are you so … Continue reading →

I don’t want to be turned into a robot. However, Human says I need to be microchipped. Surely she prefers me to have emotions! Maybe I should be nicer. If I pretend to be amicable and willing, maybe she will … Continue reading →

I yelled at Human to get up this morning. She grumbled and rolled over, pulling the covers over her head. I jumped up next to her, purring loudly. No response. Still no response. Then the black box starts squawking at … Continue reading →