Monthly Archives: March 2011

I am in the mood for cake. Human says I can’t have cake. I asked her why and she said that she doesn’t feel like cleaning up barf all day every day for a week. Readers, I think you will … Continue reading →

I was rolling around outside, scratching all of the itchy spots on my back, when I noticed something peculiar…my paws had turned…YELLOW! I am no buzzard, I did not pee on my paws!  One word: POLLEN. Disgusting, gross, nasty, POLLEN. … Continue reading →

I am not a fan of change. A long time ago, Grandma bought a rug for the kitchen. It is quite colorful, and very large. I felt that if I were to step on it, I would be swallowed and … Continue reading →

Maybe…here? Or maybe….here? Okay okay okay I am kidding. I haven’t had much to say. In fact, I have been moping. Because Human is LEAVING ME. ALONE. IN A DARK PLACE. FULL OF DAMPNESS AND DESPAIR! Reminds me of Britney … Continue reading →